Mad at Maddox

Attention to all fans of Maddox.

You are not funny. You are not hardcore badasses. You are not political geniuses. You are not edgy internet guerillas, waging a war against the machine. You're just regurgitating the same adolescent bullshit you used to write in the margins of your Algebra notebook under pictures that say "Metallica Rules!" or "Joey is a fag!".

Congratulations, I'm proud of you. You've taken your first steps into a wider world of being a complete moron. Have an original thought? Forget about it. Wait until Maddox validates it first. He's so badass. I mean, his logo is a pirate! Pirates are fucking hardcore! Have any compassion for the rest of humanity? Fuck that? That shit's for pussy fags. You wouldn't want Maddox to think you're some kind of pussy fag, would you? I didn't think so. You want to be a pirate. You want to be a pirate like Maddox.

Have working genitalia? Get sterilized. Now.

(Helix)